Forum Ettiquite 101 (I think thats how it's spelt)

Hey there this is SL33TBL1ND, ready to get a crash course in forum rules? If not I don't care, your reading this anyway!

Otay, just some general rules:

1. Don't double, triple, or any other number of posts right after each other! Either wait for someone else to post first, or just click on the edit post button.
2. Don't flame! This means no uncalled for insults. We don't need that crap here.
3. Don't troll! This means don't try and get peole to flame, either at you or someone else. I once knew a guy in the UK who's forum life was ruined by this stuff.
4. Don't spam, if we wanted spam we wouldn't have the posters user group.
5. Not to much plugging! This means don't completely change the subject to often, I know you sometimes can't resist but please try a bit. We have forum topics for a reason!
6. If your making a topic for posting pictures and movies on the subject put in brackets "56k warning". This tells people if they have dialup, don't go there.
7. Do not just post to put your count, only do it if you have something to actually say.

Thats about it for the moment, remember if in doubt just pm me, now listen to these if you should oneday move to another forum abide by these rules, they are standard for every forum except for mingebag forums, but lets not get into that.

This is SL33TBL1ND signing out.

Heh heh heh Well done, you might just have managed to explain it to them in terms they can understand....and you might just be killed for it....

Is that a threat!? I shall send my army of pirate ninjas at you if you continue these disagreements!

pfft thats an empty threat and you know it my army of radioactive squirrel-squid ninjas is far superior to your pirate ninjas .....

But nowhere near as cool.

true but no where near as evil

Cool, evil whats the difference?

4 letters?

3 idiot.

no...the L in evil is so much more sinister that it needs to be counted as a seperate letter silly sl33t

Thats Mr SL33T, to you!

sorry sir...what am i saying?

That I'm awesome!

yeah but im not meant to say it like that in public.....

Well just pm me.

but what if tippy wants different rules? and you and ylena kinda randomised this topic with your fight

Well done, you managed to pick the random plug/flame war/trolling session! You win a prize! And anyway these are you standard everywhere you go rules.

SL33TBL1ND wrote:

2. Don't flame! This means no uncalled for insults. We don't need that crap here.
3. Don't troll! This means don't try and get peole to flame, either at you or someone else. I once knew a guy in the UK who's forum life was ruined by this stuff.

What on earth are you talking about?! Half our last forum was composed of people insulting each other! It's just not the same!

SL33TBL1ND wrote:

5. Not to much plugging! This means don't completely change the subject to often, I know you sometimes can't resist but please try a bit. We have forum topics for a reason!

Pfft! As if! This is one rule we shall not follow!

SL33TBL1ND wrote:

7. Do not just post to put your count, only do it if you have something to actually say.

And this is the stupidest rule of them all!

Your just trying to be stubborn.

Pfft! Stubborn?! Me?! I am shocked and appauled that you would think to suggest something as outrageous as that! Why I don't even know the mean of that word!

Thus proving my point.

Nonsense! There is nothing stubborn about me in the least.